Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Comfortable (but not too comfortable) in Chile

I feel sad today.

We're leaving Santiago tomorrow and I'm not ready to go.

Before we got here I had no expectations, maybe even low expectations, of the city.

Lonely Planet told me, "Santiago might be dirty and loud, and it might not match the grandeur of Buenos Aires - but it is cultured, quirky and ambitious."

Well, my first impressions of Santiago went something like...



Holy cow, are those mountains?





What a pretty neighborhood (Providencia & Ñuñoa)!



What a pretty street!





What a cool (and clean) apartment!



And a real kitchen! With a gas range, dishwasher, and a washer-dryer to boot. We're back in civilization, folks!

And then (drumroll please)...



A real smile on the other side of the table as a steaming, fragrant platter of perfectly seared Eastern Island tuna and octopus appeared in front of us at La Mar restaurant.

Not so shabby, Santiago. I wonder if Lonely Planet has been to BA recently, because what I remember more than the "grandeur" was a whole lotta this:



Lots and lots of formerly grand, and now broken, sidewalks.

As we settled into our flat in Santiago and went about daily life, I discovered...



There are roses...



Everywhere.



Plus, there's a real, 100+ year-old, central market called La Vega. According to Liz Caskey, a surprisingly young sommelier, chef, and local food-and-wine guide, La Vega stretches for 24 acres of...



artichokes,



as many as *nine* different varieties of avocado,



chiles, which Chilenos call ají, the most Chilean of which is the rocoto pepper.

You can buy nice salsas made with rocoto and other peppers in little 200-peso (about US$0.40) sacks. I created a tabla for E with a selection of salsas (including rocoto), fresh carrots (1/2 kilo for another US$0.40), cancha (toasted corn), and toasted habas, or fava beans.



Habas in their fresh form are abundant and have an attractive luminous, fuzzy skin...



One other wonderful thing you can get at La Vega is fresh merkén, a fabulous Chilean invention of smoked cacho de cabra chiles and dried coriander seeds (some versions may have cumin?).



Markets aside (and I highly recommend buying Liz's US$27 eatwineguide for its glossary and market intro), we couldn't get enough of the ceviche in Chile...



at the afore-mentioned La Mar,



at Astrid y Gastón, Gastón Acurio's mothership restaurant in the whole AyG, La Mar, Tanta, Madam Tusan stable of restaurants,



and at the old school, slightly weird, and very yummy, Barandiaran restaurant. Be very, very careful with their pisco sours, by the way. They come out of a plastic soda-counter juice machine and hit you like a Mack truck.

The life-blood of all of this Peruvian ceviche is leche de tigre. If you haven't yet tried it, you are in for a treat. Of course, everyone disagrees about what goes in it, but it's some combination of lime juice, aji (chili), ginger, and maybe cilantro, black pepper, and fish juice of some kind. It jump starts all of your senses at once. Awesome and invigorating.

We ate more Peruvian food in Santiago than any other type of cuisine. Maybe we should go to Lima, E mused. Then he asked a (Peruvian) waiter at Barandiaran if Lima was safe. The waiter kind of shrugged his shoulders and made a "weeeelll" sound. Hmm.

We were also happy to find an abundance of French bistro-style restaurants, among which my favorite was charming Le Flaubert where we had a simple artichoke salad followed by delicious beef with rosemary and rock salt. Yum, yum, yum.





To my surprise there is are also a large number of Basque restaurants in Santiago. Proportionally, I'd say as many as there are Japanese restaurants in NYC.

Apparently, Basque descendents are at least 10% of the Chilean population. Basque folks were some of the first European settlers of Chile, arriving en force as traders and entrepreneurs in the 18th century. They were successful in business and married well too, so their descendents are supposedly well-represented among Chile's "elite."

The Spanish writer Miguel de Unamuno once said, "The Jesuits and the Republic of Chile are the two great feats of the Basque people."

Interesting.

I would add that a minor feat of the Basque people in Chile is
machas a la parmesana (razor clams au gratin). Oh my god, so friggin' decadent, but so, so good.



If the very charming waiter at the (all-smoking!) restaurant Txoko Alavés hadn't suggested it, we might have missed out on this delectable dish. It's one of those things where the magic of the texture -- the firmness of the razor clambs, the chewiness of the baked cheese -- harmonizes magically with the rich flavors -- pink clam juice and parmesan sweetness.Yay!



And, of course, the waiter won my heart when he ran back to the kitchen and brought out a raw clam to show me what a macha was.



Did you know there are Palestinians in Chile too? They first started coming to Chile in the 19th century, and there are now about 500,000 Palestinian descendants in Chile, making it the largest such community outside of the Middle East. There is a professional futbal (soccer) club in Chile called Club Deportivo Palestino and a prestigious social club called Club Palestino founded in 1938. Interesting! Arab Chileans in general make up 5% of Chile's population.

(Sorry, I'm a data nerd. Can't help it.)

One tasty biproduct of this immigration is Bombón Oriental, an Arab sweets shop in the Lastarria neighborhood of Santiago. Besides having a charming old-fashioned sign, their windows are filled with decadent and intriguing cakes.



After much deliberation, I settled on this delicate, multi-layered poppy seed and orange rind glaze cake. Really a nice afternoon treat. There was another cake with walnuts and manjar that had me drooling too ;-)



All of this culinary diversity is kind of a surprise.

For years I've thought about Chileans as the "Germans of South America." I think my Chilean macroeconomics professor planted this seed in my head. He said that Chileans were so "German" he could only hold down one full-time job in Chile, whereas in Argentina he had two ;-)

Without getting into the whole German migration story, we didn't find Santiaguinos to be "German" at all (I'll let you infer for yourselves what that might mean). Maybe this has to do with the influence of all of these other cultures (Peruvian, Basque, French, Palestinian).

If anything, I would describe Santiaguinos as...

Very funny, in an understated and kind of cool way. People were busting my chops right and left, and I couldn't help laughing. For example, after I answered the immigration officer at the airport in lugubrious Spanish, he told me, "In Chile we speak more cortito" (i.e., short). And then he taught me a new word, altiro, which means "right now!" in local slang.

Irreverent and not-all-that law-abiding. Taxis would pull crazy u-turns, crossing eight lanes of traffic to pick you up if there was no cop in sight. Unfortunately, they also cheerfully ripped me off right and left without hesitation too.

Goofy! Before our trip, a friend described Chileans as "the wooden people." And it's true that people have their poker faces on walking down the street. But oddly enough, there are Santiaguinos juggling in traffic, singing love songs on the bus, and walking tight-rope between city trees next to stoplights to earn a few bucks.



Lovers...of people and dogs. I got piropo-d up and down in this town. Big wet kisses out the window, I'm telling you. I also saw a fair amount of shnugging in public parks. But what really cracked me up was people's sweetness toward dogs.

In Santiago, dogs are just walking around free, as if they were independent people. In a city of 5+ million people. You'll see them ownerless and leashless standing next to you in the crosswalk, waiting to cross. Even more so, you'll see them taking siestas, flat on their sides, like pancakes, particularly at 3pm in the afternoon. One dog I saw in a perfect state of relaxation flat on his back in rush hour foot traffic. Clearly, people treat these dogs well, otherwise how could they be this relaxed?







People seemed relaxed in Santiago too. You can feel that there is money in the economy right now. It's like good blood flow. People are cheerfully walking their children to school, taking ballet classes, riding bikes. People's houses are well cared for... You don't do those things when you're desperate for work.

Where does this money come from?

This is something that made me nervous about enjoying myself too much, or allowing myself to be too charmed by the life in Santiago.

That blood coursing through the city's veins comes from mining. According to the CIA World Factbook, copper mining alone accounts for 1/3 of government revenue. There are smart people in Chile. They don't want to suffer the same boom-and-bust of nitrate mining in the 19th century so they're hedging against this exposure...

The Chilean government conducts a rule-based countercyclical fiscal policy, accumulating surpluses in sovereign wealth funds during periods of high copper prices and economic growth, and allowing deficit spending only during periods of low copper prices and growth. As of September 2008, those sovereign wealth funds - kept mostly outside the country and separate from Central Bank reserves - amounted to more than $20 billion. Chile used $4 billion from this fund to finance a fiscal stimulus package to fend off recession. (CIA World Factbook)

That's nice, but I still feel nervous. On some level it's a visceral nervousness. Last weekend, we went on a very strange tour to El Teniente outside of Santiago. El Teniente is the largest underground copper mine in the world.









We took a bus deep into the heart of a mountain of solid rock, 6 km into the heart. (The guide said there are 3000 km of tunnels inside the mountain.)



Once inside this cold, damp, dark, heavy-feeling place, we saw the enormous "crunching" equipment for breaking down large rocks into smaller rocks (which get broken down into smaller and smaller rocks before the copper is extracted).



...and then we saw the little "crystal cavern," a pocket of water that had remained sealed for 4,000 years in which massive crystals had grown (the one we saw was more than 2 m long and almost 1 m wide) in this rare environment.



After seeing this, I don't know why, but I just wanted to get out of there. Like I had done something wrong. There's something about drilling into the core of this mountain that felt like a real desecration, in the same way that deep water oil drilling seems so deeply disrespectful. It feels dangerous. Not that the mining itself puts workers at risk, but that interacting with these massive mountains in this way seems really dumb.

Some other things made me nervous too...

Although all the guide books reassured me that Santiago is one of the safest cities in Latin America, while we were there students were burning buses and coordinating protests across the city, which somehow felt like terrorist events. The students are protesting inequality in education and demanding free education from the government.



This tension may have been one of the reasons the police (called the Carabineros de Chile) in Santiago seemed so spooky. I saw them on powerful motorbikes and horses rushing aggressively around the Parque Forestal as if to scare and scatter people.

But it's also the Carabineros' uniforms, which are highly militaristic, and their logo, which has two crossed rifles and the words "Orden y Patria" (order and the fatherland). To me, the logo looks like "keeping people in order, with guns."





This creeps me out because it resonates with the belief of former Pinochet supporters, that the human rights abuses of his regime were necessary to keep order and restore the economy that was faltering in Allende's hands.

Pinochet rejected the idea of an activist state and instead talked about the need to modernize Chile, with the exclusion of political liberties. Inspired by the works of Hayek and Friedman, and working with the so-called "Chicago Boys", the military government introduced an austere and extremely radical neo-liberal economic plan. For Pinochet, this model of development meant freeing market forces, privatizing vast segments of the economy, the reversal of both Frei and Allende's land reforms, and withdrawing the state from its previous role in overseeing economic and social change. The economic liberalization model, however, was coupled with severe political repression and human suffering. (Oxford Dictionary of Political Biography)




I learned something new about Pinochet too. Apparently he was thought to be a supporter of democracy and constitutional government...until he wasn't. He held his cards close to his chest until he saw the opportunity to seize control. Of course, the opportunity was provided by my fabulous country, as CIA documents declassified in 2003 show.

Why Chileans don't hate us Norteamericanos baffles me. But actually I'm not sure that Chileans don't hate NAs. Maybe they just hold their cards close to their chests. People called me gringo in Chile, which was sort of a shock. Gringo, to me connotes the edgy us-and-them dynamic in USA-Mexico relationships. I was walking around Santiago thinking it was all just "us," but people kept reminding me how we gringos get better technology, get better education, have more in general than they Chileans do.

It's gradually sinking in for us that there may be no place on the planet where us gringo-gweilos are welcomed with open arms.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Michelin in Mendoza



Doesn't this look delicious?

Sadly, it was not.

The chocolate ganache had off flavors from the refrigerator, neither the ganache nor the biscuit were very chocolatey, and the fruit was intensely sour. Blech.

This was the finale of one of our best meals in Mendoza, lunch at La Bourgogne in the Vistalba Bodega. We had high hopes for La Bourgogne because it advertises itself as *the only* Relais & Chateux restaurant in Argentina. If you're cooler than I am, you already know that Relais & Chateux is an association of mostly European hotels and restaurants that has very strict admissions standards and supposedly assures guests exquisite cuisine. (I'd never heard of it before coming to Argentina.)

We don't usually go to places like this for lunch. On the whole, we're more middle-brow diners, but after a month of doughy pumpkin sorentinos, 5-lb bricks of veal, empanada re-runs, and insipid bread, we were desperate for something fresh, refined,...frankly anything good.

So we began escalating our eating, eventually hitting all of the hot spots in Mendoza:the aforementioned La Bourgogne, 1884 (celebrity chef Francis Mallmann's fancy-pants joint and "top" restaurant in town), expat favorite Azafrán, newcomers Siete Cocinas and Florentino Bistro, the Hyatt's special wine bar associated with The Vines tasting room, and the restaurant at (Bodega) Salentein Posada.

Each of them had their high points:
  • La Bourgogne: great olive oil, perfectly attentive, yet impersonal, service
  • 1884: pretty setting, tender baby goat (their signature dish)
  • Azafrán: decent lettuce! (no small accomplishment, I'm telling you.)
  • Siete Cocinas: great-sounding dishes, inspired menu
  • Florentino Bistro: bread with crust (halleluah!), more good olive oil, tasty baby squid and chorizo salad
  • The Hyatt: sweet, sincere, proper wine service
  • Salentein: tasty asparagus quiche, good wines

But collectively the food they delivered was so...crude (not in a good way) that both of us were kind of depressed at mealtime.


I apologize in advance to the Argentine people, and moreover to the people of Mendoza, because they were really, really nice. And we are very grateful for their hospitality. But the food there is...not what it could be. I'm trying to be gentle here. But I think that visitors' enthusiasm for the people of Argentina often gets transferred to their description of Argentinian food.

Part of the problem, I think, is the cuisine itself. If I had to describe it in one word, it would be "HEAVY." (Incidentally, *I* got heavier in Argentina too, which does not make me happy.) On almost every menu you will find one of the above:
  • Beef ("bife") in numerous forms
  • Pasta
  • Pumpkin
  • Pizza
  • Empanadas
  • Cazuelas (oven-baked casseroles or hearty stews)
  • Grilled goat cheese
  • Media lunas (mini sweet or savory croissants)
Sounds good if you're ravenously hungry at this moment, but imagine these are your only choices for lunch and dinner every night for a month. Three months. A year. A digestive workout, no?

Beyond the cuisine itself, cooking execution in Argentina is...casual, let's just say. The chefs clearly don't get their panties in a bunch over details. For example, at the Mendoza Hyatt our "tapas" arrived on plates garnished with browning lettuce. This, my friends, I am certain, would get you fired at the Hyatt in Hong Kong.



Toward the end of our trip E started humming, "Don't cook for me Argentina." (Smartass.)

I should also mention that many of the waiters we encountered weren't terribly detail-oriented either. It was the rule, rather than the exception, that we sat down at a table in a restaurant and found crumbs and residue from the previous diners' meal. Again, not the kind of thing you'd notice on a 10-day vacation, but after more than a month of it, it starts to feel grimy.

Beyond cooking execution, it sure seemed like getting fresh produce to the table is a problem in Argentina. We were served a lot of brown lettuce on this trip, not only at the Mendoza Hyatt, but at cafes in Buenos Aires, at the supposed "top" restaurant in Salta called Jose Balcarce, and many other places. There must be serious water problems, distribution problems, or both. If anyone knows, please email me. One Sunday I was shocked to walk into Carrefour near our rented apartment to find this display of rotting vegetables...





Would you put one of these in your cart? The guy behind me in line did (a cauliflower)!

As long as we're talking raw ingredients, I wanted to say a few things about the Argentine beef. After a few parrilla stops in Buenos Aires, we found ourselves studiously avoiding it. And where there were no other palatable options, we would choose the veal over the mature beef itself. The reason is that the texture of the muscle fibers is very coarse so that a slice of filet looks almost raggedy...



Not being a meat quality expert, I looked it up on in Harold McGee's awesome food science book, On Food and Cooking. McGee says:

"Full-flavored meat comes from animals that have led a full life. However, exercise and age also increase muscle fiber diameter and the cross-linking of connective tissue: so a full life also means tougher meat. In centuries past, most people ate mature, tough, strongly flavored meat, and developed long-cooked recipes to soften it. Today, most of us eat young, tender, mild meat that is at its best quickly cooked; long cooking often dries it out." (Can't figure out page numbers on the Kindle, sorry...)

I'm guessing that this is the explanation for our reaction to Argentine beef. We're accustomed to beef from younger animals, fed on grain, and not exercised much. Argentine beef, I'd assume, gets to walk around and eat grass, which likely makes its muscle fibers bigger and stronger. In theory, this sounds like a much better way to go, but it clearly requires adjusting your palate.

Speaking of palates, that was another subtle dimension of Argentine food that irked us. Time and time again, we found that one individual item on our plate might taste good, but when we moved on to the accompaniments, it was like fingernails on a chalkboard. I thought we were just being ridiculous, but when I joined a totally fabulous tour of the Uco Valley with Trout & Wine, another guest commented that two of the wine pairings in our meal were just kind of blah. There was no resonance or interplay of flavors with the food.



What was also interesting was how our guide responded: she said something like, Oh, but it's hard to do a good wine pairing.

I really liked our guide. She was super well-informed and really nice, but...huh? It's *hard* to do a good food-wine pairing? So what? It's hard to harvest truffles. It's hard to prepare a perfect Peking duck. All over the world, millions of people bust their butts to make delicious food, some of which is dirt cheap. They do it because they *know* how good food can taste, and good food is something that matters to them!

Oh, and one more thing: protection of Argentine industry is not helping food quality either. While E might have heard about President Cristina's import restriction policies before our visit, we had no idea to what extent it would shape the consumer spectrum. Basically, if you want to buy any type of food, there is one (maybe two) Argentine products available at a reasonable price, and then there are imports available for about 3X that. So, for example, if you're accustomed to a cup of classic Twinings Earl Grey tea each morning, as E is, you can pay roughly US$10 for a box of 25 tea bags or you can spend approx US$3 for a box of Té Taragüi Earl Grey, which, frankly, just isn't as good. But you tolerate not-as-good because US$7 is kind of a lot.



Ok, so why am I picking on Mendoza in particular? Because I liked it there so much!

To start off with, Mendoza is a genuinely world-class destination. Mendoza province is the heart and soul of Argentina's wine industry, producing more than 60% of Argentina's wine. (On the ground, people will tell you it's 80%). Argentina itself was the fifth largest producer of wine in the world, according to the 2005 World Atlas of Wine, so that makes Mendoza a big fish in the world of wine. Beyond wine, Mendoza province is also home to Acongagua, which at 22,841 ft, is the tallest mountain in the Americas AND one of the Seven Summits, which are the seven highest summits on the seven continents (or six continents if you ask my French-speaking nephew).



That's really cool!

Mendoza is also tremendously sunny. Another unsubstantiated statistic I heard was that it only gets 20 rainy days per year. In practice, it was gloriously sunny for 5 of our 7 days in town. But it's not just the sun, it's the beautiful plane trees arcing over the city streets, creating big canopies of leaves for the light to shine through. I don't know why, plane trees always make me happy!



Moreover, there are lots of cool houses in Mendoza. Take a look at this cool house we rented. It was designed by Argentine architect Carlos Pelegrina, who now works in NYC. While this is clearly a special house, there were many interesting-looking modern designs all over the city.





I've already mentioned that the people we met in Mendoza were nice. They were really, really nice. And that forgiving attitude my tour guide had was a relief when *I* screwed up and boarded a bus without change. Many other passengers offered to let me use their bus cards and then made sure that I got off at the right stop.

Ok, ok, Mendoza is a neat place, but the food is...lacking. So what's the title of this post about?

If I ever lived in Mendoza, I would want to create a program called "Michelin in Mendoza." Its explicit objective would be to get five Michelin stars awarded to Mendoza restaurants within five years.

We would do it by creating an association that twice a year (during Mendoza's off seasons) would bring world-class chefs, food critics, and restaurateurs to the city. They would spend a week dining at a selection of the city's top restaurants, and they would award a prize to the best. The winning restaurant would get a three-day master class for its cooks and consulting on its menu from the visiting chef.

The association would need to have only nominal fees so that even small restaurants could participate. And the contenders for, and winners of, each season's prize would need to be written up in a major publication like Los Andes newspaper so restaurants would have strong incentive to participate.

Of course, we would also need to address the whole question of the sourcing of fresh ingredients and how to deal with the cost of imported ingredients. And more importantly, we'd have to figure out how to get Michelin inspectors to visit.

But, I am hoping that appealing to Argentine pride, and specifically Mendocino pride, would bypass that laid-back attitude and direct some of the incredible care I've seen in the lovely leatherwork, masonery, and architecture on this trip to the craft of food.

What do you think? Could it work?